

It's been a pal to me it's as easy as can be And to blow it doesn't use up any gristle, A lady came to tea, and when she smiled at Well I blew a little blast on my whistle. Now when I was a boy, my mother's pride and joy She gave me a whistle this is it And no matter where I go, band of hope or picture show My little whistle always makes a hit. Back To Top Of Page I BLEW A LITTLE BLAST ON MY WHISTLE. But I'm really not surprised at that, I always get to bed by half past nine. My family's too large for our flat, I've got fourteen kids - my hat. I never wander around after dark, I pop my nose under the clothes, And I'm up with the lark. A nudist said "of clothes I've none, Still I won't be sat upon It's time I put my nightie on, I always get to bed by half past nine. I heard our old tom cat shout, Maria are you coming out? But Maria knows what she's about, cause she always gets to bed by half past nine.

I said for me one's quite enough, I always get to bed by half past nine. A sultan said, you look hot stuff, my hundred wives I use no bluff. A bookie bolted sad to tell, the punters all began to yell He shouted as he ran like - well! I always get to bed by half past nine. I'm not so young as I used to be, I always get to bed by half past nine. Our little hens were making free, the rooster said don't flirt with me. I curl my knees up to my chin when into bed I fall All through the night I'm tucked up tight, with my face turned to the wall. Opposite, a girl so slick by candle light undresses quick, Nine thirty five she snuffs her wick, so I always get to bed by half past nine.

An air raid warden shouted "men, expect a raid at half past ten." I said "No use, it's too late then, I always get to bed by half past nine." I never wander around after dark, I pop my nose under the clothes, And I'm up with the lark. Early to bed, I've always said, keeps us young men fit! One evening while in gay Paree, a nice young lady said "wee wee" I said such things aren't good for me I always get to bed by half past nine. I ALWAYS GET TO BED BY HALF PAST NINE Long hours don't appeal to me, up late I never sit.
